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I bet .. You’d rake in a ton of money… If you showed children with cancer..

Make sure they’re bald..

Hopefully they use some kind of walking apparatus..

Footage of sick children… Now.. Add sad piano behind them…

And Yahtzee..

Watch the money pile up ๐Ÿ‘

Sarah McLaughlin already promised that song to the ASPCA,, but find another sad song.. About overdosing in a hotel room…

Matthew Perry got zero songs written about him.. Because it’s hard to rhyme words like..

“died. Super comfortable… Hot tub”

Doctor’s without borders.

Hot tubs without lifeguard..

And I only did ketamine… Shit.. Maybe THEEE times … And it was waayyy back in the day .

People were stealing from animal clinics… Tranquilizer…

Hippies sitting around…

“I sure could go for some cat tranquilizer…”

Line it up Doc… I’ll knock em down..

Sydney Sweeney has heroin eyes ๐Ÿ‘€

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