My other car is agoraphobic.
My other car is anti-Semitic .
My other car is a reality denier.
My other car has a yeast infection.
My other car is two pairs of clown shoes with broom handles tied between them.
My other car is the Enterprise – d.
My other car is a muh fucking cheeseburger.
My other car wasn’t built for your eyes.
My other car refuses to die.
My other car committed voter fraud.
My other car is placing cosmic bets on your demise.
My other car is digging a hole.
