The list of casualties is so low that we get a name and face for each person killed.
Could you imagine if Vietnam was like that?
That’s all that would’ve been on TV, right?
I wasn’t there..
But I’m pretty sure more than a dozen people died 🤔
🎵🎶 your life is trite and jaded… boring and confiscated 🎵🎶- twisted sister
We don’t want nothing…not a thing from you..
From you.
Being straight up, I’m sick of your electricity ,your roads and your chatter.
I’ve been done with your TV.
Remember those old Foxworthy bits?
Well check it..
“if the entire world hates you and you don’t seem to notice…you might be an American”
“if you do whatever is in YOUR best interest while the planet dies and while children are crushed under bulldozers that YOU sent to Israel…you might be an American”
Mmm…not quippy enough..
Not pithy.
I saw a dude with a picture of Donald Trump on his shirt, at the grocery store, and the caption read fuck your feelings..
Then I saw him pile his family into a 25 year old Honda Accord with the bumper hanging off..
And I thought
Judging people in their car is some lame shitty..
So I looked at him…
That’s all I had to do…
Judging people on their physical being is lame too..
So then I looked at his family ..
(judging people on their life choices is also lame…)
But for real though…
How many less people… What exists….. If there were no alcohol?
How many children were conceived through drunkenness?
(zing)
Seriously.
It’s a valid thought..
How were the birth rates during prohibition?
Perhaps the population could stand to sober up a pinch..
I know I could 🫡
Ugh.
Cue the Star-Spangled banner but play it with a wobbly vibrato…
Like a record that has been left out in the sun and melted.
And if you really tried… And if you removed the guardrails..
Could you get AI to hate America?
Could ya?
Develop one overseas and see what it has to say…
(that could be funny)
Could be hilarious 🤷
(if you only spend time thinking of yourself, And you don’t consider the consequences of your actions…. You might be America)
Yuk yuk yuk…