I always thought I would care less as I got older…like… because I had less remaining time I wouldn’t worry about it…
But it’s the kids man.
It’s unfair.
It’s unfair what was done to us and it’s unfair what we’ve done to them..
And the root will be greed.
You’ll find it in the autopsy.
We could have put money into the solution, but we were too attached…
So..
The poor had to suffer..
(and the fucking animals)
And the insects.
And microbacteria..
And if I were God,I’d be pissed off with you.
Let’s hear a clergyman bring it up..
“I’m all ears cocksucker!”
Waiting for you to chime in. Not because I’m curious what you have to say…but for the sheer COMEDY of it all…
For the fucking joke I was born into…
Good luck…
Good luck fuckers –Mitch hedberg….





I suggest destroying any insecure bitch’s vehicle….
If they look like this ..
As this Motherfucker is on fire,I want you to think about this little guy…

And I want to remind you that I’m in a town of these fucking things..
Which means a state..which means a region…which means a fucking nation…
The other night I said..
Hey Kevin.. I am about three blog posts away from finding out how to blame the end of the world on rednecks…
Between you and me? I could do it in 2.
Go polish your truck, little dick 🫡