Alright…so there’s this demon named Lilith but we only call her
“fuckable Diablo”
Because after three previous Diablo games, it was time for a lead villainess…
So anyways..
This demon chick meets up with a badass fallen angel,and they bone..as spiritual entities are known to do…
But then!
He stabs a rod through her,(No innuendo)..
And she looks dead,which is hella cliche,,so fallen angel dude turns around and starts talking to the fucking horizon…cliche..
Cut back to fuckable Diablo..
She’s not dead!
She removes the weapon from her stomach and sneaks up behind him and stabs him in the back..
Kevin asks me if I know what’s going on…
“I dunno man… I’ve kinda been skipping the cutscenes..”
So anyway…what was I talking about?
Oh yeah…the plot to Diablo 4…
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