Beyond lame as fuck.
Beyond dope as shit.
I’ve got it …
We’ll dismantle all governments and corporations… And we’ll give ALL the power to … Charities.
Then we’ll outlaw money.
And everyone will be required to work FOUR DAYS A WEEK..
That’s it…
No more.
Health/dental for all ..
Spay and neuter the stray dogs and cats ….and humans..
We’ll manufacture AI agents to take the place of deities…then we’ll have those programs… work… that shit…out..
Before every military skirmish,each side is required to mutually masturbate with the other side…so we can get down to some answers…
Politics are outlawed, unless the politician is actively masturbating whilst addressing the public ..
Value is Immediately removed from all creative acts. The word artist is outlawed and those motherfuckers have to stop acting like they’re better than everyone else.
The food supply goes back to making food, not chemicals…
You stop ruining the goddamn motherfucking ocean.
White people ARE REQUIRED to be genetically modified with melanin…
So no more sunburn, and possibly dancing white people.
The remaining member of Kris Kross finally admits that wearing your clothes backwards is silly…
The music industry admits that it lives making dumb shit popular…
We get a time machine and save janis Joplin, then musicians won’t have to be hot anymore..
We go find aliens.
Aliens think we’re chill as fuck.
And they all lived… happily …ever..after..
And I just kept going.
Like a good little novelty crusade.
And no one ever died ✌️
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