Were you taught the 10 commandments?
Alright,,look see …
There was this guy named Charlton Heston.. And this guy loved guns..
Anyways, someone thought it would be a good idea to have this Nordic looking motherfucker play Moses..
Annnnndd ..
It’s implied…that the Egyptians captured the Hebrews and forced them into slavery…to build pyramids…
(big triangles you can see from space)
So Moses was out in the desert and he did a MASSIVE hit of DMT ,he got so high that he thought a bush was both on fire …and speaking directly to him..
God was like
“I’ve had enough of these Motherfuckers” and He promised plagues…
And one of those plagues was a visit from “The ANGEL OF DEATH”.
L’Ange de la mort…
And the angel apparently had marching orders.. He was only allowed to kill the firstborn..
And he didn’t have a cell phone..so he couldn’t Google which children were Hebrew and which were Egyptian…
So the Hebrews sacrificed lambs,, And they painted their doorway with blood.. Just to let the holy hit man know…
“hey Boss…same team”.
Now….I myself…..I myself have dealt with some PETTY motherfuckers in mY time…
But never…
Never have I crossed paths with a character that demanded death from his enemy’s children…
And these are the stories we were born into..
This is why children are killed and gas is 4 bucks a gallon..
Charlton Heston and the NRA..
Tomorrow is good Friday,and that’s quite a story too…
But the Hebrews don’t believe in that story, so ya gotta give em a pass…
Fun … right?
Isn’t the whole thing just a gas?
Ugh…
Happy passover.
The Angel of death “passed over” your house..
So the God you worship didn’t kill your firstborn child …
Because you painted your doorway with animal blood…
Happy Thursday!
Almost the weekend…
dusk 